Simply put, Inhuman Relations is a slice-of-life comic strip about a bunch of characters living in the Greater Atlantic City area of southern New Jersey. It is drawn by some loser whose life somewhat mirrors this setup.

If you find yourself wandering through the archives unsure of who is saying what to whom and why, here is a field guide to the aforementioned bunch of characters:


Fred lives in a shack in the New Jersey pine barrens, drives a junker car that habitually breaks down, and has few friends and relations. He is therefore an ideal protagonist for a penny-ante internet comic strip such as this.

Comics: 189
Recent Appearance: Sad Gal With a Blog
First Appearance: One Of Those Days


Maureen (alternatively "Mo", "Reeny" and "Maria", depending on who you ask) hails from the storied land of Lebanon, though she's fully embraced the American way of life, particularly its vast library of grade-z horror and exploitation movies. Lives with her mother in a dilapidated postwar housing development somewhere in the Greater Atlantic City Metropolitan Area.

Comics: 176
Recent Appearance: Chilean Vampire Women
First Appearance: One Of Those Days


Maureen's spacey and neurotic friend. Retains marginal self-awareness which keeps her from lapsing into full-blown obnoxiousness. She and Fred can't stand each other.

Comics: 167
Recent Appearance: Tacky
First Appearance: Lunch With Tirzah


Fred's best pal since childhood. Formerly the owner of a neighborhood bar, where he knew all of his customers by name ... especially since his only customer was Fred. Currently the proprietor of an historically significant and very tiny restaurant in the New Jersey Pine Barrens, appropriately named "The Pine Baron Restaurant".

Comics: 132
Recent Appearance: Sad Gal With a Blog
First Appearance: Slavko's Bar

Mother Chahoud

Maureen's cantankerous and heavily-accented Lebanese mother.

Comics: 70
Recent Appearance: Blind Spot
First Appearance: Don't You Remember Me?


Tirzah's coworker / ex-boyfriend / former friend / current awkward acquaintance.

Comics: 46
Recent Appearance: Tacky
First Appearance: Love And Sandwiches

Tirzah's Dad

Tirzah's dad is union man.

Comics: 23
Recent Appearance: Very Very Proud
First Appearance: Rancorous Argument


Formerly Slavko's girlfriend; currently his aunt.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Run Along
First Appearance: I Foresee

Miss Mysterioso

Mysterious woman who claims to represent the Mullein Fields Historical Society, a group which does not exist. She vanished before confessing her charade, leaving behind no trace, except a sheet of paper listing a bunch of Twin Peaks characters.

Comics: 17
Recent Appearance: Sad Gal With a Blog
First Appearance: Historical Society

Tirzah's Mom

Tirzah's mom is easily annoyed, by her husband, by Tirzah, by anybody really.

Comics: 16
Recent Appearance: Very Very Proud
First Appearance: Fresh Hell


Best described as "Doris Day meets Pinochet". Wannabe political power player. Co-owner of the Pine Baron Restaurant, along with Gladys and Slavko.

Comics: 12
Recent Appearance: Pardon
First Appearance: Personal

Uncle Boris

Slavko's creepy and mysterious uncle, who married his nephew's girlfriend, Gladys. Not much is known of Boris, other than he seems to control an astonishing amount of wealth and political power in the greater Atlantic City area. Don't make him mad.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Percentages
First Appearance: Uncle Boris


Neighbor / former classmate of Maureen's. Crude and somewhat overstimulated.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Chilean Vampire Women
First Appearance: Carry On

Aunt Carol Ann

A loud, overbearing friend of Mother Chahoud from her school bus driving days. Carol Ann enjoys donuts, coffee, and talking really loud in enclosed spaces ... and open spaces ... and most spaces in general. Not technically Maureen's aunt.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Bob Feldman Is Out As President
First Appearance: Tech Wiz